I bet all she wanted to do was ask the people in the car if they needed directions or maybe to tell them to take a picture since it would last longer. I do think that if you are going to invade the living space of a wild animal while moving at “drive-by” speed then it would be a good idea to lock your doors.
And of course this idea would come from the pornography industry. Adult video site, Porn Hub is developing a nifty little gadget called The Wank Band. It’s a watch looking thingee that has a who-zam-whatsis inside of it that stores kinetic energy…so instead of just wasting countless hours unleashing the alabaster yak with nothing to show for it but self-loathing and stickiness you can now use your time petting the one eyed porpoise to power all of your electronic devices! And the video they made to describe the gadget is tame enough to share with people and feel sketchy.
Jebus, I love that video. And I love Shelley Duvall, too. I especially love how batshit insane she was able to make a simple “hello” sound as host of FAERIE TALE THEATRE back in the 80s. I also love that I just found out Shelley once did a Christmas album with one of the most irritatingly cloying songs I have ever heard before.
Cats are cold, calculating, vindictive animals who only put up with humans because we feed them and will scratch them when they decide they want to allow you to touch them. I really do think they are playing a long con that will end with cats taking over the world and making us their slaves. Anyhoo, the young lady in this video finds out that her cat is not her friend despite how much she wishes it were so.
In what is quite possibly the saddest attempt to back out of a parking space in the history of the automobile, this driver boxes him/herself in for no visible reason, hits a parked car and then just skedaddles away like a cockroach with severe depth perception issues that was exposed exposed to light. At one point it looks like he/she is attempting to parallel park his/her way out of the parking space. And the whole thing takes 4 and a half minutes!
As evidenced by the shocking show of bad sportsmanship by the one kid as he lost his match.
At least Monster® Brand Extreme Energy Drink is an agent of Satan according to noted theologian/soccer mom with too much time on her hands in this video.