This portly pepperpot likes to get crunk before work doing some chair dancing to raunchy rapper Khia’s “My Neck My Back“. At least she is getting some cardio in for the day.
If the Lindsey Lohan comedy MEAN GIRLS was set in Compton I would hope it would be as funny as this mock trailer.
“That’s why her weave so big, its full of secrets”
A “Hands Free Whopper Holder“? Really BK? Like the minimal energy it takes to raise that messy concoction of runny mayo, wet bun, subpar lettuce and tomato and flame-broiled beef is too much to ask of people. Next Burger King will come up wit a portable IV that mainlines milkshake straight into your veins.