05. Greg Tolan in Just One of the Guys
William Zabka appearance numero dos! Greg Tolan was a muscle-head jackass who specialized in bully multi-tasking. He would use the execution of a wedgie on a nerd as a good opportunity to work on his biceps. He also spent a lot of his time bullying a cross-dressing girl on a covert mission to be taken seriously as a high school journalist (that’s the plot of the movie, folks!), so he was also not the most observant guy in town.
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even though zabka made more appearances, james spader wears the scary bully crown for that steely sociopath glare of his. you were spot on with your imagined extrapolation of his life after high school. #willies lol!!!
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I only gave Zabka the top spot for his Karate kid role because i was not actively rooting for him to win like I was for Spader’s Steff in Pretty in Pink. I got swept up by Spader’s creepy charisma while I couldn’t wait for Johnny to get his comeuppance.
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Touche. Good point!
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Man there’s a really meta movie here somewhere following these characters instead of the ‘protagonists’ . . .
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Well I know for a fact that I preferred Johnny to Daniel-san on Karate Kid…I think a movie following Johnny around as he gets mentally abused by Sensei Kreese would have been great.
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You forgot Spader in Less than Zero. Any drug dealing college kid who pimps out a straight druggie to gay Johns is a royal D-bag villain.
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Oh yeah, Spader was a colossal ass in Less Than Zero.
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LOL. great article !!! i love the selections! john patrick reger might qualify for an honorable mention for his portrayal of arrogant rudi in “hot dog … the movie” https://forgottenfilmcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/hot-dog-the-movie-12.png
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Y’know I don’t think I have ever seen Hot Dog the Movie; might have to give that one a watch since it sounds like I am missing some primo 80s douchebag action.
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What about Biff out of Back To The Future?
Worthy?
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Biff clearly big time Douche
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Oh you don’t even know Johnny…
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When is the last time a “Biff “ in any setting not a Douche.
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