The Paula Deen Frighteningly Fearsome Five Course Killer Meal

Paula Deen

I Love Butter Y'all!

Food Network celebrity chef and Doyenne of Diabetes, Paula Deen has been under heavy fire over the last few weeks due to her publicizing her own diagnoses as a diabetes sufferer just in time to cash in on a spokesperson gig for some newfangled diabetes treatment drug that could possibly cause thyroid cancer among several other horrible maladies.
Well I say “Leave Paula Alone!!!“; it’s not like you all didn’t know that eating things like “Bacon Cheeseburger Meat Loaf” and “Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding” wasn’t a form of slow motion suicide. So in honor of La Belle Deen I have put together what I think would have to be the most horrifically delicious full course dining experience that can be found by perusing the Paula Deen recipe section of the Food Network website.

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Let’s Take A Moment To Appreciate The Greatness Of Tim Curry

I recently watched a trailer for an abomination called Gingerclown 3D that stars Mr. Curry and I instantly felt horrible that an actor of his awesomeness is appearing in what looks to be the shittiest movie ever made. Then I got to thinking about all of the really great parts that Curry has played and not all of them were in equally great movies. The dude just has a talent for turning crap into gold which brings me to the list of my Top 5 Favorite Tim Curry Roles!

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The Seven Best Not-So Final Girls

The Not-So Final Girl is my own little observation about horror movies (most notably the slasher variety) and a tweak on the trope of the Final Girl, in that there is almost always one female character in a slasher film that usually gives the killer a run for his money before finally being taken out or just makes a huge enough impression on the audience (mostly through a strong performance by the actress) that we begin to wish she didn’t have to die.
To see the lovely ladies that made the list of best Final Girls CLICK HERE.
Now on to the list!

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The Six Best Horror Movie Final Girls

For the uninitiated who are not up on their horror movie terminology, the Final Girl is a “horror film (particularly slasher film) trope that specifically refers to the last woman or girl alive to confront the killer, ostensibly the one left to tell the story“. So now that the definition is clear here are the ladies who made the cut (so to speak) in my estimation:

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The Top 10 Songs By Jacksons Not Named Michael or Janet


Everyone is wondering who that white guy is sitting next to Joe

The musical Jackson’s have a long and storied career going from the beginnings of the Jackson 5 to the mega-stardom and icon status of Janet and Michael in their solo careers. It is due to the gigantic shadow cast by Michael and Janet that a lot of the music made by the rest of the Jackson clan has gone unnoticed (in some cases criminally) so I felt it was my duty to spread a little bit of the love around to some of the other musical offerings by folks from the Jackson clan with this list of tunes that, while heavy on the Jermaine catalog, touches upon pretty much the entirety of the music put out by the various children and grandkids.

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The Five Worst Actors Turned Singers

William Shatner

William Shatner is in the “Actor Turned Bad Singer” Hall of Fame

Scratch the surface of any actor and underneath you will find a frustrated singer dying to burst out and start belting a tune. Sadly most of these thespians don’t realize that they have little to no musical talent which usually results in auditory disasters like the unfortunate musical stylings of the 5 actors turned singers on this list. So sit back, pour yourself a glass of iced tea and prepare to be amazed by the sounds that these fellas considered to be quality music:

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Samuel L. Jackson’s Most Awesome Hairdos

As great an actor as Samuel L. Jackson is there has always been one thing that has made me look sideways at the dude in some movies and that is the various wigs and facial hair attachments that he has utilized. I don’t think any actor in the history of Hollywood has been saddled with more ridiculous hair accessories and then challenged to go out and make the audience disregard just how stupid the hair styles look. So here is my list of Top 7 hair don’ts that Sam has had to overcome in his movie career.

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