Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 42% (Audience)
Directed By: Duane Journey
Written By: David Tillman
Starring: Molly C. Quinn, Yancy Butler, Lara Flynn Boyle
Studio: Tribeca Films
Synopsis: When an evil drug-dealing witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) holds Gretel’s stoner boyfriend hostage, she and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives. (Source)
You would think that a movie called HANSEL & GRETEL GET BAKED would be goofy and fun but this dreck is devoid of humor and is just a terrible clusterfuck. Nothing in it makes any sense (what’s up with the zombies? And who stops to eat skittles when being chased by zombies and cannibal witches?), all of the actors are terrible, it is not scary, not funny and the effects are just amateurishly sad.
Final Verdict: There is not one redeeming feature to this steaming pile of crap.