Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Hansel & Gretel Get Baked

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 42% (Audience)
Directed By: Duane Journey
Written By: David Tillman
Starring: Molly C. Quinn, Yancy Butler, Lara Flynn Boyle
Studio: Tribeca Films

Synopsis: When an evil drug-dealing witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) holds Gretel’s stoner boyfriend hostage, she and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives. (Source)

The Good:

The Bad:
You would think that a movie called HANSEL & GRETEL GET BAKED would be goofy and fun but this dreck is devoid of humor and is just a terrible clusterfuck. Nothing in it makes any sense (what’s up with the zombies? And who stops to eat skittles when being chased by zombies and cannibal witches?), all of the actors are terrible, it is not scary, not funny and the effects are just amateurishly sad.

The Ugly
Lara Flynn Boyle looked less disturbing in old witch make-up than she did when she was out of it.

Final Verdict: There is not one redeeming feature to this steaming pile of crap.

Grade: F

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