Reason #5 That It Rocks: Michelle Johnson

And finally there is Michelle Johnson. To a young lad in 1984 Ms Johnson was the end all and be all. She was insanely beautiful and she spent the majority of the film topless so what more did a kid need to give a movie two thumbs up? Sure she was a dreadful actress but honestly that is not a necessary qualification even in a non-graphic porno. Besides she was a good enough actress to make it semi-believable that she was totally into an old coot like Michael Caine so she gets points for pulling off what was quite a feat of acting prowess.