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Bad Movies That Rock: Jason X

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The year is 2455. The Place is Old Earth. Once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy, Old Earth is now a contaminated planet abandoned for centuries. Yet humans have returned to the deadly place that they once fled. Not to live, but to research the ancient rusting artifacts of the bygone civilizations that caused this environmental disaster. And little does the most recent landing party of intrepid young explorers realize the fate that awaits them.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Friday The 13th – The New Blood

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Years after the strange drowning death of her father, Tina Shepard (Lar Park Lincoln) returns to the site of his demise, Crystal Lake. Her developing psychic powers were responsible for ending his life, leaving Tina riddled with guilt as an adult. While deceitful Dr. Crews (Terry Kiser) tries to manipulate her abilities for his own ends, both physician and patient are in for a shock when Tina’s powers unwittingly free camper-killer Jason Voorhees from his watery slumber.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas

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It is Christmas time in London and someone is killing anyone who dares to wear a Santa Claus costume. Will Scotland Yard be able to bring this maniac to justice or will this bloodshed become an annual tradition?

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Bad Movies That Rock: Zapped!

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ZAPPED! is a teen sex-comedy spoof of the Stephen King/Brian DePalm film CARRIE, with Scott “Chachi” Baio as a high school science nerd who gains telekinetic powers from an experiment gone wrong. And since it is the early 1980s the main thing he uses those powers for his to expose as many high school girl boobs as he can.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Blame It On Rio

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3dh

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BLAME IT ON RIO is a remake of a French farce that focuses on a middle-aged man entering into a mid-life crisis after his marriage crumble and begins a torrid affair with his best friends daughter while on a vacation in Rio de Janeiro.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls

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3dh

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An in name only sequel to the 1967 film based on the Jacqueline Susann best-seller, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS is a hodgepodge of a nonsensical Frankenstein of a movie centering on an all female rock band and their manager who travel to Hollywood to find fame and fortune but end up encountering heartache, betrayal and danger.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Action Jackson

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3dh

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ACTION JACKSON is an unoriginal, paint by numbers 1980’s action movie about a cop who bucks authority at every turn but always gets his man (and his woman too!). Jericho “Action” Jackson was demoted from lieutenant to sergeant for conduct unbecoming of an officer in the apprehension of the son of a wealthy (and quite insane) auto magnate so when said auto magnate begins doing shady stuff and murdering people, Jackson is more than happy to go after him in order to get justice and a little payback.

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