THE ROOM is one of the greatest bad movies to ever see the light of day. It’s horribleness is epic and made SyFy Channel fluff like SHARKNADO and SHARKTOPUS look like cinematic masterpieces by comparison. And finally there is a movie that looks to embody all of the goofy amateurish charm of THE ROOM…I give you FATEFUL FINDINGS.

FATEFUL FINDINGS is a movie that is written by, directed by, produced by and starring a Las Vegas architect named Neil Breen as a telepathic novelist-turned-crackerjack computer hacker who uncovers a a shadowy government conspiracy. Check out the trailer to see this modern masterpiece:

Does that not look like the best thing ever? I anticipate “No more books!” becoming the new “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!“.