Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Vice

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 0% (Critics) / 14% (Audience)
Directed By: Brian A Miller
Written By: Andre Fabrizio and Jeremy Passmore
Starring: Thomas Jane, Bruce Willis and Ambyr Childers
Studio: The Film Arcade
Synopsis: Bruce Willis stars in this Sci-Fi thriller about ultimate resort: VICE, where customers can play out their wildest fantasies with artificial inhabitants who look like humans. – (Source)

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Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas

Devil Horns Rating:

3dh

What’s It About?

It is Christmas time in London and someone is killing anyone who dares to wear a Santa Claus costume. Will Scotland Yard be able to bring this maniac to justice or will this bloodshed become an annual tradition?

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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Tusk

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 40% (Critics) / 52% (Audience)
Directed By: Kevin Smith
Written By: Kevin Smith
Starring: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez and Johnny Depp
Studio: A24 Films
Synopsis: When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him. – (Source)

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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Leprechaun Origins

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 8% (Audience)
Directed By: Zach Lipovsky
Written By: Harris Wilkinson
Starring: Stephanie Bennett, Andrew Dunbar, Melissa Roxburgh and Brendan Fletcher
Studio: Lionsgate Films
Synopsis:Backpacking through the lush Irish countryside, two unsuspecting young couples discover a town’s chilling secret. Ben (Dunbar), Sophie (Bennet), David (Fletcher) and Jeni (Roxburgh) quickly discover the idyllic land is not what it appears to be when the town’s residents offer the hikers an old cabin at the edge of the woods. Soon, the friends will find that one of Ireland’s most famous legends is a terrifying reality. – (Source)

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Finally A Worthy Successor To The Room

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THE ROOM is one of the greatest bad movies to ever see the light of day. It’s horribleness is epic and made SyFy Channel fluff like SHARKNADO and SHARKTOPUS look like cinematic masterpieces by comparison. And finally there is a movie that looks to embody all of the goofy amateurish charm of THE ROOM…I give you FATEFUL FINDINGS.
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Damn You To Hell, Sharknado!

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It was just a matter of time until the knock-off movies “inspired” by the absolute disaster known as SHARKNADO started rolling out (there have already been two GHOST SHARK movies!) but I have decided that the worst one is upon us in the form of AVALANCHE SHARKS!
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Bad Movies That Rock: Zapped!

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What’s It About?
ZAPPED! is a teen sex-comedy spoof of the Stephen King/Brian DePalm film CARRIE, with Scott “Chachi” Baio as a high school science nerd who gains telekinetic powers from an experiment gone wrong. And since it is the early 1980s the main thing he uses those powers for his to expose as many high school girl boobs as he can.

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This Sharknado Stuff Has Gotten Out Of Hand

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Now I admit to getting sucked into the hype over SHARKNADO when it was first announced just based off the complete absurdity of the idea and I watched the movie when it premiered on Syfy but the movie was incredibly bad even by the Syfy channel original monster movie standards. Plus no one actually watched the movie despite SHARKNADO mania running wild all over Twitter.
So while it was bad enough that Syfy has aired the movie every week since it premiered but now they plan on having a limited run in actual movie theaters.

Regal Cinemas will host midnight shows of Sharknado on August 2 at roughly 200 theaters across the country, including New York City’s Regal Union Square Stadium 14 and L.A.’s Regal L.A. Live Stadium 14.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls

Devil Horns Rating:

3dh

What’s It About?

An in name only sequel to the 1967 film based on the Jacqueline Susann best-seller, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS is a hodgepodge of a nonsensical Frankenstein of a movie centering on an all female rock band and their manager who travel to Hollywood to find fame and fortune but end up encountering heartache, betrayal and danger.

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Bad Movies That Rock: Action Jackson

Devil Horns Rating:

3dh

What’s It About?

ACTION JACKSON is an unoriginal, paint by numbers 1980’s action movie about a cop who bucks authority at every turn but always gets his man (and his woman too!). Jericho “Action” Jackson was demoted from lieutenant to sergeant for conduct unbecoming of an officer in the apprehension of the son of a wealthy (and quite insane) auto magnate so when said auto magnate begins doing shady stuff and murdering people, Jackson is more than happy to go after him in order to get justice and a little payback.

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