Damn You To Hell, Sharknado!


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It was just a matter of time until the knock-off movies “inspired” by the absolute disaster known as SHARKNADO started rolling out (there have already been two GHOST SHARK movies!) but I have decided that the worst one is upon us in the form of AVALANCHE SHARKS!

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OK, aside from the absolutely idiotic decision to not call this movie SNOW SHARKS, I have to ask the question that anyone who has watched that trailer has to be asking…how the fuck did the shark get into the hot tub without any of those women noticing?
SHARKNADO, a movie with an effects budget of $4.76 and featuring the mediocre talents of Ian Ziering and Tara Reid would look like a big budget Oscar contender when compared to this dreck.

4 comments

  1. Parlor of Horror · October 10, 2013

    I can’t wait to see Sharkquake and SharkHurricane and Sharkmeteor storm. 😀

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    • Derek · October 10, 2013

      I think we will hit the bottom of the barrel when someone makes Fog Sharks.

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      • Parlor of Horror · October 11, 2013

        I think Ghost Shark already won the race to the bottom!

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      • Derek · October 12, 2013

        The two movies may be neck and neck in ridiculousness.

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