A Texas Ranger is in hot pursuit of the infamous Gecko brothers. – IMDb
I liked Robert Rodriguez’s FROM DUSK TILL DAWN film and I like Rodriguez in general as a director so I am willing to give this show a shot. Besides how wrong can ya go with gangsters, psychos and vampires? Plus it co-stars Don Johnson and that is always a good thing.
But I do have one burning question: does telenovela actress Eiza González have what it takes to slip into Salma Hayek’s g-string as vampiric stripper Santánico Pandemonium? Because Miss González looks a bit on the waifish side to pull it off convincingly.
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Derek, I asked myself the same question as you did in that final paragraph. I then said to myself, “Why are you asking a question like that when you already know the answer is going to be no?”
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While she may be no Salma I am looking forward to her recreating the strip scene from the movie. 🙂
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Lol. When does the series premiere?
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