They Made Jason A Weed Farmer
The movie opens with Jason butchering a bunch of goobers who came to Camp Crystal Lake looking for weed crop at the end of the rainbow. And this was a flourishing weed crop that Jason cultivated. I envision Mr. Voorhees being the marijuana selling version of Heisenberg. He probably was supplying the entire Eastern seaboard with top notch bud that he gave awesome names like “Crystal Lake Kush” and “Decapitation Diesel”. But in all seriousness, how goofy is it that Jason Voorhees would be using weed as a way of luring pothead millennials to their gruesome ends? Seems like a disfigured and anti-social dude like Jason wouldn’t be all that interested in becoming the Weed Man for the citizens around Crystal Lake.
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All reasons are really stupid! I acctually find these positives, like Jason kidnaping makes sense, i liked that it only stood some moments with Pamela and Jason kept her head and took the girl as a reminder, and the actor who plays Jason is FUCKING BADASS…. And liked the tunnels, the arrangements, the backstory of locations…. It is honestly one of my favourite remakes, but Nightmare on elm street sucked ass!
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Agree to disagree I guess.
Thanks for posting though.
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It was for 6 weeks, not 6 months.
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