Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
From the twisted minds over at Animation Domination High Def comes this gross but hilarious video of what a rel life Spider-Man would be like.
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Category: WTF? Video of the Day
A Bunch of Has-Beens Hawking Mayonnaise
In a parody of “We Are The World” a gaggle of faded music stars sing about the virtues of that ghastly dreck Miracle Whip. Anyone think they might have slipped some valium into Susan Boyle’s Miracle Whip laden turkey sammich? She looked completely lost. And are any of those guys original Village People or are they all scabs? Continue reading A Bunch of Has-Beens Hawking Mayonnaise
This Guy’s In Love With Inflatable Animals
I have watched this video several times now and I still cannot wrap my head around how a guy (from an episode of TLC’s My Strange Addiction) who claims to be in love with a harem of inflatable animals is allowed to walk the streets. If ever someone needed to be forcibly remanded to a loony bin it is this guy.
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1-800-Get Thin, Chubby Butt!
I would think a fella in an Elmo shirt would be a bit more pleasant even in the face of getting ticketed for driving solo in a carpool lane. Continue reading 1-800-Get Thin, Chubby Butt!
Black Dynamite vs Rowdy Roddy Piper…In A Dry Cleaners…In Japanese
Yeah, it’s just as wacky as it sounds.
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She’s Lucky He Isn’t A Hanging Judge
A Kim Kardashian wannabe up on petty charges acts like a jerk in front of a judge and the judge rightfully gives her the business. The best part is her face at around 2:08…it was priceless. Continue reading She’s Lucky He Isn’t A Hanging Judge
Taste The Rainbow
Exactly where did the makers of this skittles ad expect this thing to air…on the AVN Awards show? Continue reading Taste The Rainbow
No One Puts Joanna Cassidy In A Corner
Joanna Cassidy is a veteran actress who has starred in a bajillion movies and TV shows. One of her past acting credits was as the replicant assassin Zhora in sci-fi classic Blade Runner. Evidently her character was supposed to have a seductive dance with a snake that was cut from the film by director Ridley Scott and that has stuck in Ms Cassidy’s craw ever since. So what is an actress with access to an HD camera, a smoke machine, a baby python, some smooth R Kelly grooves and a high speed Internet connection to do except upload a video of her 67 year old self doing said cut scene and creating what has to be the contender for greatest online video of the year. While also making Blade Runner co-star Sean Young seem positively rational.
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Someone Has Not Been Eating His Wheaties
It may seem cruel but I cried with laughter watching him flail about helplessly as he called for his daddy to come save him. Rule #1 of lifting…never do it without a spotter. Continue reading Someone Has Not Been Eating His Wheaties
The Best Cover Of An Adele Song By A Middle-Aged Stand-Up Comic
Paul F. Tompkins (a regular on those VH1 “I Love The 80s” shows)may be dressed like the proprietor of an old timey ice cream parlor and he may rock one of the best examples of a pornstache in modern times but he sings the heck out of Adele’s “Skyfall”. Brava, funnyman! Continue reading The Best Cover Of An Adele Song By A Middle-Aged Stand-Up Comic
Training Montage Montage Video
This could have probably been done with just clips from Rocky movies and the use of Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” (which is the best movie montage song ever) is just perfect. Mucho props go out to the fine folks at Slactory for putting this together. Continue reading Training Montage Montage Video
This Puts Me In The Christmas Spirit
The original vid of DMX’s version of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” can be seen here. Continue reading This Puts Me In The Christmas Spirit
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