If you absolutely have to get married then stick to the tried and true method of a simple walk down the aisle and a recitation of vows followed by a reception where everyone gets drunk off of cheap booze and the bride and groom end up going into massive debt.
Bit for the love of Pete stop the nonsense with the dance routines and choreographed shenanigans because they never end well and sometimes a groom will cold-cock his new bride with a mistimed back flip.  And that can only lead to a higher probability of the marriage ending in divorce within a year.

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Unless you are French, a contestant on American Ninja Warrior or the amazing Caity Lotz, you really shouldn’t be doing Parkour on the streets of the good ol’ US of A. Because you could end up like the guy in this video.

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So in this 1993 video from little known electronic-dance band The Shamen featured future buttkicking action tough guy Jason Statham. Can you pick him out of the line-up of extremely 90s costumed folks in the video?

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I bet all she wanted to do was ask the people in the car if they needed directions or maybe to tell them to take a picture since it would last longer. I do think that if you are going to invade the living space of a wild animal while moving at “drive-by” speed then it would be a good idea to lock your doors.

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And of course this idea would come from the pornography industry. Adult video site, Porn Hub is developing a nifty little gadget called The Wank Band. It’s a watch looking thingee that has a who-zam-whatsis inside of it that stores kinetic energy…so instead of just wasting countless hours unleashing the alabaster yak with nothing to show for it but self-loathing and stickiness you can now use your time petting the one eyed porpoise to power all of your electronic devices! And the video they made to describe the gadget is tame enough to share with people and feel sketchy.

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