Is This How Transformers Are Made?

All those fairy tales about “Wells of Allsparks” and “Creation Matrix’s” is just a bunch of hooey. What really happened on Cybertron was that some horny dude downed a bottle of muscatel and then proceeded to make sweet sweet forbidden love to the tailpipe of a random motor vehicle. Then nine months later a bouncing baby Autobot was born. Which seems to be what the super-creepy Brazilian guy in the video after the cut seemed to be trying to do.

2 thoughts on “Is This How Transformers Are Made?

  1. There are 50 Shades of Gray and this man is going to screw every one of them starting with this one!


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