This Seems Like A Really Bad Way To Start A Marriage

If you absolutely have to get married then stick to the tried and true method of a simple walk down the aisle and a recitation of vows followed by a reception where everyone gets drunk off of cheap booze and the bride and groom end up going into massive debt.
Bit for the love of Pete stop the nonsense with the dance routines and choreographed shenanigans because they never end well and sometimes a groom will cold-cock his new bride with a mistimed back flip.  And that can only lead to a higher probability of the marriage ending in divorce within a year.

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