Because inmate Hustle Man seems like he would be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck based on how adamant he was with the group of delinquents (who he threatened to sell for the aforementioned ‘zoo-zoos’ and ‘wam-wams’) on a recent episode of A&E’s BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT. And what’s up with that one dude making them comb his chest hair? How do you even think up something like that? Continue reading What Exactly Are Zoo-Zoos and Wam-Wams?
This old lady loves rhubarb but seems to hate everything else in the world. Continue reading Much Like The Honey Badger, Crazy Rhubarb Lady Don’t Care
Animation Domination delivers another hilarious send-up that posits what some of our favorite cartoon characters would be like if they stayed true to real life.
And at least I now understand why no cartoon ducks wear pants.
Continue reading “Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales”
The title pretty much sums up everything. Continue reading News Reporter Doodles A Penis
Those were some very ample women that those tiny fellas were tossing around like rag dolls in that nightclub. Continue reading In Jamaica Dancing Is A Contact Sport
I don’t know who this nimble young lady is but if I owned a baseball team she would definitely be given a development contract.
Continue reading “The Best Wind-Up in Baseball History”
This season of BIG BROTHER has been exceedingly racist/sexist/prejudiced as if there was a casting call for the most obnoxious and hateful attention whores in the country and the best and brightest all were thrown into one tacky house to have their every move recorded 24/7. Usually the show doesn’t make the more offensive stuff that is shown on the live feeds on the thrice weekly TV show but the outrage over the offensive statements from the house guests was so strong that CBS aired a clip of the racist statements of two house guests, Aaryn and GinaMarie, which was a ice first step especially since the show the viewers to vote on a season MVP and that person will win a cash prize so voters really do need to be informed of who these people are. However, there has been much more hateful crap spewed out by other house guests which did not get an airing on the CBS show but luckily a bigotry compilation video has been put together showing just how vile the majority of this season’s cast really are.
Especially when you are a man of the cloth…I’m just saying. Continue reading During Church Is Not The Time To Spank One’s Monkey
Maybe “How’s yo dick hangin’?” was a common salutation back in the turn of the century. Either way Granny was being quite randy with the news guy.
Continue reading “100 Year Olds Say the Darndest Things”
This chick had to learn the hard way that there is no winning against the airlines no matter what the situation may be. I do wonder who that portly fella was that came in to help security get the woman off the plane. he couldn’t possibly be an air marshal could he? I would hope that there would be at least some type of fitness requirement for that gig otherwise I am going to be a lot less confident in how protected I am the next time I fly. And those security guards should have tazed the person filming this … Continue reading I Think A College Educated Person Would Have Just Gotten Off The Plane
I would love to have seen what would have happened if the giraffe actually caught up to them. Continue reading Man-Eating Giraffe
I don’t know who these fools are recording this nonsense but they need to brought up on charges for child abuse. Continue reading Today’s Entry For The Ratchet Hall Of Fame
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