Real Life Clowns Are Not Too Happy With American Horror Story

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“Hollywood makes money sensationalizing the norm,” Glenn Kohlberger, the president of Clowns of America International said.
“They can take any situation no matter how good or pure and turn it into a nightmare. We do not support in any way, shape or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or ‘clown fear’.”
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Someone should inform Mr. Kohlberger that there is nothing normal about clowns. They are creepy agents of Satan sent to torment the dreams of mankind.
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Finally! A Proper Trailer For American Horror Story: Freak Show

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After some truly disturbing promo vids and pictures for this upcoming season of AMERICAN HORROR STORY: FREAK SHOW we are finally given a trailer with actual scenes from the show. And man, the effects for the two-headed woman look great and there is quite possibly the freakiest evil clown since Pennywise that pops up at the end of the clip.

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Trailer of the Day: American Horror Story – Freak Show

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American Horror Story: Freak Show’ begins its tale in the quiet, sleepy hamlet of Jupiter, Florida. The year is 1952. A troupe of curiosities has just arrived to town, coinciding with the strange emergence of a dark entity that savagely threatens the lives of townsfolk and freaks alike. This is the story of the performers and their desperate journey of survival amidst the dying world of the American carny experience. – Source

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The Most Bizarrely Wonderful Moment From This Season of American Horror Story

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Jessica Lange’s Sister Jude putting on her best Dusty Springfield impression to sing a rousing rendition of “The Name Game” complete with a fully choreographed dance routine featuring a bunch of mental patients had to be the best thing to appear on TV so far in this new year and was hands down the best moment from this (really cool) season of American Horror Story.

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The First 5 minutes of American Horror Story: Asylum

I cannot wait for October 17th! As uneven as the first season of American Horror Story was, it was also one of the most satisfyingly creepy shows to ever appear on commercial television. And Jessica Lange was all sorts of amazing as the wacked out neighbor from hell so I am really curious to see what she does with the role of a nun from…well also from hell. So click the image to see the video and enjoy bad things happening to the lead singer of Maroon 5. Continue reading The First 5 minutes of American Horror Story: Asylum