Black Dynamite vs Rowdy Roddy Piper…In A Dry Cleaners…In Japanese

Yeah, it’s just as wacky as it sounds.
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Yeah, it’s just as wacky as it sounds.
Continue reading “Black Dynamite vs Rowdy Roddy Piper…In A Dry Cleaners…In Japanese”
A Kim Kardashian wannabe up on petty charges acts like a jerk in front of a judge and the judge rightfully gives her the business. The best part is her face at around 2:08…it was priceless. Continue reading She’s Lucky He Isn’t A Hanging Judge
Exactly where did the makers of this skittles ad expect this thing to air…on the AVN Awards show? Continue reading Taste The Rainbow

Joanna Cassidy is a veteran actress who has starred in a bajillion movies and TV shows. One of her past acting credits was as the replicant assassin Zhora in sci-fi classic Blade Runner. Evidently her character was supposed to have a seductive dance with a snake that was cut from the film by director Ridley Scott and that has stuck in Ms Cassidy’s craw ever since. So what is an actress with access to an HD camera, a smoke machine, a baby python, some smooth R Kelly grooves and a high speed Internet connection to do except upload a video of her 67 year old self doing said cut scene and creating what has to be the contender for greatest online video of the year. While also making Blade Runner co-star Sean Young seem positively rational.
Continue reading “No One Puts Joanna Cassidy In A Corner”
It may seem cruel but I cried with laughter watching him flail about helplessly as he called for his daddy to come save him. Rule #1 of lifting…never do it without a spotter. Continue reading Someone Has Not Been Eating His Wheaties
This could have probably been done with just clips from Rocky movies and the use of Joe Esposito’s “You’re The Best” (which is the best movie montage song ever) is just perfect. Mucho props go out to the fine folks at Slactory for putting this together. Continue reading Training Montage Montage Video
The original vid of DMX’s version of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” can be seen here. Continue reading This Puts Me In The Christmas Spirit
I am glad that Frank is up north in Nova Scotia looking out for us poor villagers down here faced with the impending doom of…FRANKENSTORM!!! Continue reading This Is My Kind Of Weather Report
Who knew that the chick from the Broadway version of Legally Blonde (yep that really happened) was good at sketch comedy? This Shocantelle Brown character giving a tour of her extended stay motel home, MTV Cribs style, is funnier than pretty much everything I saw on Saturday Night Live last night. Continue reading This Is The Holiday Inn Express…My Home
This is the hands down winner of Internet Personality of 2012…move over Antoine Dodson and lets get busy churning out the Autotune remixes, Jesus! Continue reading Sweet Brown Aint Got Time for Bronchitis