Nothing Says True Love Like Texting Through Your Own Wedding
That poor guy should have stopped the ceremony and ran for the hills. Continue reading Nothing Says True Love Like Texting Through Your Own Wedding
That poor guy should have stopped the ceremony and ran for the hills. Continue reading Nothing Says True Love Like Texting Through Your Own Wedding
How have I not seen this video before today? Continue reading My Little Wu-Tang Clan
That Lorem Ipsum guy is a marketing genius. Continue reading The “S” Stands For Same And The “C” Stands For Cheap
Just a tip…maybe you should remove all flames and flammable objects away from the designated twerk area. Continue reading Twerking May Be Hazardous To Your Health
The spin move at the end while they were carrying the casket was smooth as all get out. Continue reading This Is Inappropriate As Hell But They Get Tons Of Style Points

It seems like Chun-Li likes to spend her free time away from fighting in World Warrior Tournaments to troll the Interwebz delivering Hyakuretsukyaku kicks to unsuspecting attention whores.
Continue reading “Chun-Li Is Jealous”
Because that is the only explanation for the way this woman reacted when she couldn’t get any. I am really curious what her ultimate form is though. I bet it’s something like THIS. Continue reading The Secret Ingredient In Chicken McNuggets Has To Be Crack

The Japanese go all out for their pranks.
Continue reading “Reason #43 Why I Love Japan”
That one guy was immediately regretting his decision to attend this trailer trash wedding with his young son. Continue reading Classiest Wedding Ever

Russell Simmons, the hip-hop impresario and the man behind the 1990s stand-up comedy show DEF COMEDY JAM, recently launched an online comedy channel called ALL DEF DIGITAL and the initial offering was a comedy skit about Harriet Tubman creating a sex tape to blackmail her slave master.
Does that sound like it has a shot of even being mildly funny to you? No? Well Russ would beg to differ as he tweeted this effusive praise:

Now I was willing to give this skit a chance because I am all about edgy, politically incorrect comedy and Simmons big upped it so much, so I sought it out expecting to have my side split wide open from laughing so much. Alas what I watched was not the “funniest thing I had ever seen”…it wasn’t even the funniest thing I had seen all day.
Continue reading “Russell Simmons Has No Idea What Funny Is”

If you are not familiar with the Brony phenomenon then you really need to do some research. Long story short…Bronies are the newfangled fandom (made up of an inordinate number of dudes) of the revived My Little Pony cartoon franchise. They have conventions and do cosplay and are just as rabid about My Little Pony as the most diehard Trekker is about Star Trek.
And if you follow the jump, you will see that they also party hard as a mofo.
Continue reading “Bronies Are Party Animals”
Because inmate Hustle Man seems like he would be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck based on how adamant he was with the group of delinquents (who he threatened to sell for the aforementioned ‘zoo-zoos’ and ‘wam-wams’) on a recent episode of A&E’s BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT. And what’s up with that one dude making them comb his chest hair? How do you even think up something like that? Continue reading What Exactly Are Zoo-Zoos and Wam-Wams?