My 10 Favorite Movie Strippers


10. Nancy Callahan (Jessica Alba), SIN CITY

Like a lot of the women on this list, Alba was somehow able to pull off being a successful stripper who never got naked. In the real world that would get you immediately fired but in movies it seems to mean you are the most popular lady on the pole.

9. Serendipity (Salma Hayek), DOGMA

Salma Hayek as a semi-nude, hot nerdy chick with pig tails? Nuff said.

8. Christina (Mia Kirshner), EXOTICA

If you have never seen Exotica i recommend checkming it out; Kirshner was really good as a young stripper who was the object of unhealthy attention by far too many of her customers.

7. Barb Wire (Pam Anderson), BARB WIRE

Terrible film but Pam looked great in it.

6. Cherry Darling (Rose McGowan), PLANET TERROR

I would have loved to have seen Cherry Darling do a set after she got her prosthetic machine gun leg.

5. Erin Grant (Demi Moore), STRIPTEASE

To paraphraphrase myself: Terrible film but Demi looked amazing in it.

4. Rose-Johnny (Jessica Biel), POWDER BLUE

Quite possibly the worst movie ever made by a young actress trying to shed her good girl image (beating out Lindsey Lohan’s I KNOW WHO KILLED ME) but Biel made a convincing stripper.

3. Diamond (Lisa Raye), PLAYER’S CLUB

Lisa Raye was at the height of her sexiness in this movie; couldn’t act worth a damn but she looked good prancing about in her unmentionables.

2. Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley), SHOWGIRLS

Jessie Spano leaves Bayside High and descends to the seedy depths of being a Vegas stripper with anger issues. What a movie.

1. Santanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayek), FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

Santanico was hotter than a thousand suns; so what if she was a blood sucking fiend who planned on having you for a snack right after she gave you a couch dance.

3 thoughts on “My 10 Favorite Movie Strippers”

  1. Sin City is one of the best adaptations of a graphic novel ever made. Demi Moore has never been hotter than in Striptease and Salma Hayek trumps them all as Santanico Pandemonium. When that scene plays in From Dusk til Dawn there are women with erections! Giggiry!!

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