Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 58% (Critics) / 54% (Audience)
Directed By: Randy Moore
Written By: Randy Moore
Starring: Roy Abramsohn, Elena Schuber, Katelynn Rodriguez
Studio: FilmBuff

Synopsis: In a world of fake castles and anthropomorphic rodents, an epic battle begins when an unemployed father’s sanity is challenged by a chance encounter with two underage girls on holiday. – (Source)

The Good:
The fact that this movie was guerilla-style stealth filmed at the various Disney theme parks tickles me. And some of the shots (bolstered by the decision to shoot in black-and-white) make “The Happiest Place On Earth” feel incredibly sinister.

The Bad:
This movie is a mess. I get surrealism but not all attempts at surrealism are successful and this movie fails at it. Whether it is robot scientists in the bowels of Epcot or aging former Disney Princesses who now spend their days snatching small children while cosplaying as The Evil Queen, the pieces never come together to form anything of note.

The Ugly:
I still don’t understand what the point was of te countless scenes spent showing the father obsessively stalking a couple of nubile teenage french lesbians all around Disney. Aside from being creepy for creepy’s sake that is.

Final Verdict: While I can admire the amount of audacity it took the filmmakers to film this movie surreptitiously at Disney’s theme parks, the movie is a bit of an incomprehensible mess.

Grade: D+