If your answer is yes then you are the perfect candidate for the “Wesley Crusher Acting Ensign Sweater” hoodie that ThinkGeek is selling.

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I have to admit that as lame as that sweater looked on Wesley as a sweater, the design actually makes a pretty damn spiffy hoodie. I might have to break down and grab one of these bad boys for myself.
Heck, it’s even endorsed by the real life Wesley Crusher himself!