Gangsta Grannies

“Time to move into a home…a funeral home, cocksucker!”
And that last Meemaw was so awesome flubbing those lines. She is a genuine star.
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“Time to move into a home…a funeral home, cocksucker!”
And that last Meemaw was so awesome flubbing those lines. She is a genuine star.
Continue reading “Gangsta Grannies”
This vid has been around since 2006 and I am furious at the Internetz that I just now stumbled across it. Continue reading These Lyrics Are So Profound

Who woulda thunk that the GAME OF THRONES theme song and James Brown’s “It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World” go perfectly together like peanut butter and chocolate?
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Back in the olden days when Saturday mornings were chock full of awesome cartoons on every channel on the dial, the folks behind all of that programming decided that some helpful/educational stuff needed to be thrown into the mix as well. So we learned about adverbs and how bills were pushed through congress among other nifty nuggets of information. In that mix we also got Timer. Now I have no clue what the hell Timer was exactly but he was really big on kids eating healthy breakfasts and brushing our teeth. And cheese…the guy had a serious hankering for cheese. He also was freakishly into teaching kids how to make homemade Popsicles. And he was very creepy. Very very creepy.
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This vid was a riot…”Lightsaber trumps broom handle in every situation” is a rule to live by in my book. Continue reading Darth Baby
I just about died when he tried to catch those nunchucks behind his back and ended up hurting his hand. Continue reading Parking Lot Kung-Fu Grampa
And frankly I am not mad at her. If I were a millionaire multimedia star I would probably put on a unicorn onesie, record myself doing a choreographed dance to J Dash’s “WOP” and then upload it to the Internet too. I guess it would take Hannah Montana to bring twerkin‘ to the masses. Continue reading Miley Cyrus Has A Lot Of Free Time
This is so unsafe and can’t possibly be up to any safety codes that roller coasters fall under. And why doesn’t that kid have on a helmet? Continue reading Backyard Roller Coaster
But it is just as ratchet a gathering as any other. And that one big fella tossing tables around like lawn darts is scary as hell. Continue reading I Assumed A Gay Ball Would Be The Happiest Place On Earth
It’s Michelle Clark’s time to shine! Kapooyow! Continue reading Move Over Sweet Brown
At least he is incorporating some cardio into his day. Continue reading Pudgy Pugilist