It’s Time For Timer


He looks like he spends his spare time chaining hookers up to the hot water heater in his basement.

He looks like he spends his spare time chaining hookers up to the hot water heater in his basement.

Back in the olden days when Saturday mornings were chock full of awesome cartoons on every channel on the dial, the folks behind all of that programming decided that some helpful/educational stuff needed to be thrown into the mix as well. So we learned about adverbs and how bills were pushed through congress among other nifty nuggets of information. In that mix we also got Timer. Now I have no clue what the hell Timer was exactly but he was really big on kids eating healthy breakfasts and brushing our teeth. And cheese…the guy had a serious hankering for cheese. He also was freakishly into teaching kids how to make homemade Popsicles. And he was very creepy. Very very creepy.

Jumpin’ Jack Flash that dude was disturbing! Honestly, is this thing what you want your child being exposed to at an impressionable age?

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