Jabba the Hut Catching the Holy Ghost

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The joy radiating from this dude (at least I think it’s a dude) as he basks in the afterglow of his mid-day feeding is almost infectious. I was a bit worried that he would have a massive coronary when he was “catching his glory”.
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What Exactly Is An SSBBW?

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That is the question of the day for me because the chick in this video, Supreme Diva is her name btw, calls herself an “SSBBW”. Now I know that a “BBW” is a big beautiful woman but what is the “SS” part? Super Sized? Substantial Sistah? Shockingly Seismic?
Well whatever she calls herself she has dance moves that will be causing me nightmares for a month.
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Just What MMA Was Missing…An Obstacle Course

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Those wacky Russians have come up with a show called Hip Show that features teams of two MMA fighters doing combat on an American Gladiator-esque obstacle course. It is beyond awesome.

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Let Jesus’ Love Pop A Cap In Your Butt

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Ya can’t say that these folks at the West Dubuque Second Church of Christ aren’t trying their darndest (regardless of how unfortunate their attempts are) to reach the younger generation.
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Sweatin’ With The Furries

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Never let it be said that I am a Judgmental Judy who casts aspersions at the private activites of consen ting adults as long as they aren’t hurting anybody but this video….it just makes me go wtf
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Reason #285 Why I Hate Public Transportation

Ya never know when some broke down drag queen will decide to get his chanteuse on while you are trying to make it to your destination. All of that writhing on the ground and letting his twigs and berries peak out is just an affront to all things decent. It also goes against every rule of the drag handbook I would assume. He is giving off very defiant “the hell with tucking and I aint got no gotdamn duct tape!” vibe to his captive audience. Continue reading Reason #285 Why I Hate Public Transportation

Paul Blart Please Report to the Food Court

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There has been a reported disturbance of a young white male dancing around the mall like Ellen Degeneres.
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To Wong With Kung Fu

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An epic battle between to elementary school age boys (played by grown ass men) over the most prized possession int he entire world…a Wesley Snipes from Blade 2 action figure!
Yeah, its just as ridiculous as it sounds.

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