3. CRAZY FOR YOU by David Hasselhoff

What the hell is wrong with Germans? First they blindly follow a diminutive troll with bad facial hair and one testicle and then they make David Hasselhoff a pop star. Something in the ale aint clean, people. Look I like The Hoff; KNIGHT RIDER was one of my favorite shows as a kid but that doesn’t change the fact that Michael Knight can’t sing worth a damn. At all. And with this song he takes his musical hackery a step further because he sampled from the Village People (I am hearing traces of YMCA myself) of all musical acts. That is scraping the bottom of the swiping barrel.