2. STRUT by Steven Seagal

Karate Man does Dancehall!!!!! The beat for this song makes we want to start doing the butterfly and dutty wine and pon de river and any other Afro-Caribbean dance I can think of and it features Lady Saw (a personal favorite old school Dancehall artist of mine) but then Steven Seagal starts to sing about “wanting the punani” and I am no more good. This song is just too much for a sane person to bear…I can barely type this because I have the song playing and Steven is distracting the living hell out of me with his tomfoolery. And who told him to start singing dancehall anyway? I thought Seagal was into that bluesy/folksy stuff and then he comes out of left field with lyrics about “covering the kitty”. My eyebrow is cocked like the Rock in your general direction, Steve.