1. HONESTY by Corey Feldman

Have you ever wondered what would happen if a white guy with no trace of rhythm or musical talent tried his hand at some Teddy Riley inspired New Jack Swing? Well wonder no more because Corey Feldman provides the answer while warbling his way towards one of the shittiest performances ever recorded. And the biggest shock is that even after this fiasco (which would have stopped any sane individual from singing ever again) Corey just kept right on plugging away. He’s still doing the music thing, putting his horrible masterworks on all the social networking sites littered across the Intertubes in the hopes of one day getting his big break as a music artist. Cocaine is indeed a helluva drug.
Oh well, at least he has stopped the Michael Jackson dance impression he was trotting out many, many years after Mike’s star had fallen even though I know Corey was itching to whip it out for MJ’s televised memorial concert.