Reason #4 That It Rocks: Paramilitary White Guy Ninja Mercenary Assassins!

I am not kidding, people. Take a look for yourself:

I love that they took time in the midst of their killing spree to pose for that snazzy 80s metal hairband album cover too.
And this was all at the beginning of the movie! The amounts of insane awesome found just in the opening of this movie almost made my head explode. It was all too much.