Game of Thrones Random Death Generator

As a devoted GAME OF THRONES fan I am just all aflutter with anticipation for the new season to start this weekend so I have spent the past week searching all over the Internet for any and all GoT related shenanigans. And then I landed on the Vulture site and the “Game of Thrones” Random Death Generator. So I immediately started thinking of all the cool ways to die if I were a GoT character…beheaded by The Mountain, burned to a crisp by Dany’s dragons, maybe even have my throat ripped out by Khal Drogo! As long as I didn”t die by the hands of that dipshit Joffrey I would be cool with whatever the generator gave me. And then I actually got my results.

Syphilis!!!! How rude!!!


  1. missgeekcritique · March 30, 2013

    Hahaha! I’m getting beheaded for deserting the Knights Watch… I’m a girl though so that’s kind of silly.


  2. Derek · March 30, 2013

    You could have pulled an Arya and snuck onto the Knight’s Watch. And its still a better death than mine.


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