This Deep Space 9 Clock Is This Week’s Coolest Thing Ever

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It’s 12″ across and sticks out about 7″ and is just too snazzy for words.

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Why Is The Doctor Wearing Justin Bieber’s Pants?

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The BBC has released images of Peter Capaldi’s outfit when he takes over the role of the Doctor and while parts of it are cool (namely the jacket which harkens back to Pertwee’s Doctor) I have to take issue with the bottom half of this ensemble.

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I Am Still Iffy About X-Men: Days of Future Past But These Covers Are Pretty Sweet

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Empire Magazine has put together a 25 cover extravaganza featuring all the characters that will be featured in the upcoming X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST movie. So we get our first glimpses of characters like Blink, Sunspot and Quicksilver in movie form as well as just what the Sentinels will look like in the past and the future. Click behind the cut to see all of the covers and shoot over to Empire’s official site to see about buying these covers.

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So Bigfoot Erotica Is An Actual Thing

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You read that right, Bigfoot Erotica. As in erotic stories about Bigfoot getting horizontal with lusty lasses. Human lusty lasses too not lady Bigfoots because I guess that would be too weird.

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Not Even All The Parademons In Apokolips Can Stop Santa From Making His Rounds.

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This May Be The Least Action-y Action Figure Ever

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Some guy is selling the custom made Star Wars action figure that all the Lucasphiles have been clamoring for since 1977: “The Force”! What exactly are ya supposed to do with “The Force” anyway? It has zero points of articulation and nary a king-fu grip in sight.
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Hellraiser Reboot Concept Art and Trailer

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Two designers got together to create concept art and a trailer to aid in their pitch for a reboot of the HELLRAISER franchise and after looking at what they came up with I am convinced that somebody needs to give them some money to get this reboot started. Their little trailer looked better than every one of the (progressively more terrible) studio backed HELLRAISER sequels that have been released over the years and their designs are pretty gross and cool. the only nitpick I have is that their Pinhead doesn’t have nearly as many pins in his head as I think he should have.
Take a look after the jump and then visit the Hellraiser: Origins site to see more.
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Sherlock Noonien Smaug Recites R Kelly Lyrics

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I for one am overjoyed to see that Benedict Cumberbatch has decided to pick up the mantle of Star Trek affiliated actors who give dramatic readings of song lyrics. William Shatner isn’t going to be around forever no matter how much we want him to be immortal. So kudos, Mr. Cumberbatch for volunteering to carry on a fine tradition.

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Japan Knows How To Do Halloween Right

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In a dual THE WALKING DEAD Season 4 promotion and Halloween hijink, over 1000 Halloween and zombie fans got their walking dead on and descended on the streets of Tokyo in what had to have been a cool ass way to spend the holiday. Check out the pics after the jump.
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Now Everyone Can Have Ricardo Montalban’s Chest From Wrath of Khan

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Take a picture, ladies. It lasts longer.

There has been much speculating over the years about whether Ricardo Montalban’s inexplicably chiseled chest in STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN was the result of hard work in the weight room or movie magic. Mr. Montalban himself has said that man-cleavage was 100% Montalbandian genetics so I tend to believe him. But for those of us not blessed with Ricardo’s genetics or our own wish fulfilling island resort can now get the Khan Chest without having to put down our Suzy Q’s or pick up one dumbbell.
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Aquaman The Teen Drama

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While it looks like a fake trailer this is actually a real trailer for a real parody web series. Take a gander after the jump.
[Source: Bleeding Cool]
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Finally Something Good Comes Out of The Phantom Menace

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Cho skrunee dopat, sleemo!

Balderdash you say! Nothing good came from that pile of dreck! Well I would have agreed with you until I watched this video where the poorly acted mewling of young Anakin Skywalker in THE PHANTOM MENACE gets delivered by Darth Vader.

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