If you are not watching the clusterfuck that is Fox’s new reality show Utopia then you really need to get on board the crazy train!
Welcome To Utopia
So a production company buys a couple acres of land, build a sparse living space complete with hundreds of cameras and microphones and casts 15 weirdos to live there for one year as part of a social experiment where they build their own new society. It has no point besides that one. Nobody wins Utopia except for the lucky viewers who watch this trainwreck to see these people act like bloody nincompoops all while Dan Piraro, the creepiest reality show host in the history of reality TV, delivers voice overs like he is the narrator of a San Francisco high school’s production of Our Town.