CURTAINS

ThunderRink: Two Skaters Enter, One Skater Leaves
Now this one is just all kinds of stupid. Taken from the 1980s slasher film CURTAINS where a bunch of actresses arrive at a remote snow covered inn to audition for a movie role and begin to be picked off one by one, this is one of the goofiest death scenes in any move. I don’t know what is more ridiculous: the fact that the killer actually took the time to put on a pair of ice skates and slowly skate across the ice rink to get his victim; the dumb ass old lady mask the killer wears; the sloppy way the attack was shot; or that the victim was able to get away by hitting the killer with a children’s dress up doll.

All really stupid but what takes the cake for me is how the killer seems to have a teleportation device of some sort because that is the only way to explain how he not only got ahead of his victim but was able to hide behind the slimmest tree in the forest without being seen.