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Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas


Reason #2 That It Rocks: That Origin Story

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Turns out our Santa hating psycho got that way by seeing his dad, who at the time was in full Santa Claus regalia, shtupping another woman on Christmas night which caused a chain reaction that resulted in his mother dying and our misguided hero developing a serious mad-on for Santas.

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2 thoughts on “Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas”

  1. Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.

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