Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas

Reason #3 That It Rocks: It Delivers Some Pretty Nifty Kills

From castrations to spearings to bombs to electrocuting cars to a poor guy getting killed by the grill he was using to roast chestnuts on an open fire, this movie delivers with the inventive kills.


  1. jmount43 · December 23, 2014

    Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.


  2. Derek · December 24, 2014

    That would explain his bloody escapades better.


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