Reason #4 That It Rocks: The Heavy Breathing

Now I am sure the heavy breathing was caused mostly by the fact that our killer decided on wearing a plastic translucent mask (which was quite creepy btw) but it was still hilarious and reminded me of the villain in the horror spoof STUDENT BODIES.


Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.
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That would explain his bloody escapades better.
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