Reason #5 That It Rocks: The Saga Of the Silent Santa
There is an extended death scene (around 6 minutes total) of a drunken, mute Santa Claus who stumbles out of a bar, gets chased by a street gang who takes his bike, climbs down the side of a cliff, gets attacked by a dog, and runs into some bizarre sado-masochistic art exhibit before finally getting murdered. And he does this all without uttering one word. That was pure cinematic genius as far as I am concerned.
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Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.
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That would explain his bloody escapades better.
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