Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas


The Absolute Final Reason That It Rocks: The Movie’s Love For  Old School B-Movie Starlets

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That is the only thing that can explain why Caroline Munro was given a singing cameo in this movie. Ms Munro, best known for her appearances in classics like THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD, several Hammer horror films and as a villainess in the James Bond movie THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, was in the midst of a musical career so I guess she worked something out with the producers to give her a little shine. And shine she did:

If that song has ear-wormed its way into your brain and refuses to vacate, stay calm….and check out the unedited official music video where Caroline co-stars with dildo headed aliens! You might as well just commit fully to the cheesy disco fuckery.

2 thoughts on “Bad Movies That Rock: Don’t Open Till Christmas

  1. Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.

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