The Absolute Final Reason That It Rocks: The Movie’s Love For Old School B-Movie Starlets

That is the only thing that can explain why Caroline Munro was given a singing cameo in this movie. Ms Munro, best known for her appearances in classics like THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD, several Hammer horror films and as a villainess in the James Bond movie THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, was in the midst of a musical career so I guess she worked something out with the producers to give her a little shine. And shine she did:
If that song has ear-wormed its way into your brain and refuses to vacate, stay calm….and check out the unedited official music video where Caroline co-stars with dildo headed aliens! You might as well just commit fully to the cheesy disco fuckery.


Origin story translated: Kid sees dad in a Santa costume schtupping another woman-not his mom-and becomes a Santa killer because he A. grew to hate Santa Claus; or B. was pissed off because he was too young to schtupp mom.
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That would explain his bloody escapades better.
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