Guy waits on line to be one of the first people to own a new iPhone 6, gets his grubby mitts on one of the fine pieces of Jobsian technology, and then is coerced into showing off by a TV reporter.
Then the fun begins.
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I think the scariest thing about this vid is that she does all of her insanity with her child right in the front seat. Check out the video after the cut.
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Well, if you don’t want to be left behind like the folks of HBO’s THE LEFTOVERS dealing with chain-smoking mute cults and rabid packs of dogs then you’d best get on the good foot and get right with Jesus like Dr. B.L. Gregory, the founder of the True Gospel Miracle Church of God.
Apparently there were some hellacious rains that caused flash flood warnings in Memphis earlier in the week and one severely pissed off Memphis resident had quite enough and decided to shanghai a live newscast to address her grievances with Mother Nature and the local municipality.
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As part of his continuing promotional efforts for 22 JUMP STREET and (more likely) because the guy is just a giant goofball…he gives the world this hip-hop ditty about the inappropriate greeting craze that is sweeping the nation: The Dick Graze!
With what is being very cruelly dubbed the “Worst Local Commercial Ever” from far too many unenlightened online denizens, the East Hills Mall has instead produced the ear wormiest line from any song in 2014. Watch the vid and try to keep yourself from singing “boots and pants” over and over again.
It was a pretty emotional encounter I guess since the guy seems ready to break down in tears during his recap. And Bigfoot is a douche.
Continue reading “Man Spots Bigfoot In The Woods, Bigfoot Throws Rock At Him”
Because this video of a hippo epically sharting makes me laugh like an idiot every time I watch it.
No one lets loose with the profanity quite like Samuel L. Jackson and one of his favorite (and best delivered) expletives is “motherfucker”. So this supercut of every utterance Mr. Jackson has had of the word in his movie career is a thing of foul mouthed beauty.
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Auntie Fee is the viral cooking sensation that is sweeping the nation! From her exuberant endorsement of the wonders of dried parsley (“This motherfucker make any motherfucking thing taste good!”) to her self-assessment of the deliciousness of her chicken wings (“It will fall off the motherfuckiin’ bone! I swear this shit will!”) to her love of cooking for children (“It’s just something sweet for the fucking kids”)…the woman is a national treasure just waiting to be discovered by the masses. Ever since Paula Deen’s fall from grace we have needed someone who knows her way around a stick of butter on The Food Network and Auntie Fee is that person. Click the jump to see her at work in the kitchen and prepare to be dazzled.
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This guy is my new hero. Continue reading Dangit! The Man Is Always Stopping A Good Time
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