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An in name only sequel to the 1967 film based on the Jacqueline Susann best-seller, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS is a hodgepodge of a nonsensical Frankenstein of a movie centering on an all female rock band and their manager who travel to Hollywood to find fame and fortune but end up encountering heartache, betrayal and danger.
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ACTION JACKSON is an unoriginal, paint by numbers 1980’s action movie about a cop who bucks authority at every turn but always gets his man (and his woman too!). Jericho “Action” Jackson was demoted from lieutenant to sergeant for conduct unbecoming of an officer in the apprehension of the son of a wealthy (and quite insane) auto magnate so when said auto magnate begins doing shady stuff and murdering people, Jackson is more than happy to go after him in order to get justice and a little payback.
Yep, I said Sharknado…a film that is destined to go down in the annals of times as one of the greatest cinematic accomplishments of this century.
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