01. Johnny Lawrence in The Karate Kid
And here is the Zabka hat trick! The douchebag villain by which all other douchebag villains in teen movies will forever be compared. Johnny was a complete asshole with anger issues that I blame solely on his being handed over at such a young age to that maniac Kreese at the Cobra Kai dojo. I bet if Johnny’s parents had never signed him up for karate classes at Cobra Kai he probably would have turned out to be a pretty swell fella. Instead he was molded through his most impressionable years by a psycho with delusions of grandeur who thought life was like a Shaw Brothers movie. And thanks to that twisted guidance Johny was a bully who saw nothing wrong with committing vicious assault and battery on anyone whose face he didn’t like while veering ever closer to becoming a future spousal abuser based on his treatment of estranged girlfriend Ali. Even though I have to admit that I probably would have wanted to pop Daniel-San in the chops at least once myself…that guy was a massive jerk in his own right.