The Top 10 Douchebag Villains from 80s Teen Movies


03. Roy Stalin in Better Off Dead

Roy STalin from Better Off Dead
I have always felt that Roy Stalin was written expressly for William Zabka but he must have had a scheduling conflict that prevented him from being in the movie. But Aaron Dozier did a great job in the role delivering a truly Zabka-esque performance. Plus he has the best name of any villain thought up in the entire decade of the 80s.

13 thoughts on “The Top 10 Douchebag Villains from 80s Teen Movies

  1. even though zabka made more appearances, james spader wears the scary bully crown for that steely sociopath glare of his. you were spot on with your imagined extrapolation of his life after high school. #willies lol!!!

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    1. I only gave Zabka the top spot for his Karate kid role because i was not actively rooting for him to win like I was for Spader’s Steff in Pretty in Pink. I got swept up by Spader’s creepy charisma while I couldn’t wait for Johnny to get his comeuppance.

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    1. Well I know for a fact that I preferred Johnny to Daniel-san on Karate Kid…I think a movie following Johnny around as he gets mentally abused by Sensei Kreese would have been great.

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  2. You forgot Spader in Less than Zero. Any drug dealing college kid who pimps out a straight druggie to gay Johns is a royal D-bag villain.

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      1. Y’know I don’t think I have ever seen Hot Dog the Movie; might have to give that one a watch since it sounds like I am missing some primo 80s douchebag action.

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