The Top 10 Douchebag Villains from 80s Teen Movies

04. Nick Hauser in Tuff Turf

Nick Hauser Tuff Turf
I spoke about Nick’s awesomeness in my post about the movie TUFF TURF and my opinion on this guy hasn’t changed one bit. Nick looks like a middle-aged dancer from Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” video but don’t let that lull you into a false sense of security. Mere words don’t do his levels of psycho-ness justice…Nick needs to be seen to be truly appreciated:

12 thoughts on “The Top 10 Douchebag Villains from 80s Teen Movies

  1. even though zabka made more appearances, james spader wears the scary bully crown for that steely sociopath glare of his. you were spot on with your imagined extrapolation of his life after high school. #willies lol!!!


    1. I only gave Zabka the top spot for his Karate kid role because i was not actively rooting for him to win like I was for Spader’s Steff in Pretty in Pink. I got swept up by Spader’s creepy charisma while I couldn’t wait for Johnny to get his comeuppance.


      1. Touche. Good point!


  2. Man there’s a really meta movie here somewhere following these characters instead of the ‘protagonists’ . . .


    1. Well I know for a fact that I preferred Johnny to Daniel-san on Karate Kid…I think a movie following Johnny around as he gets mentally abused by Sensei Kreese would have been great.


  3. May 1, 2015 — 5:37 pm

    You forgot Spader in Less than Zero. Any drug dealing college kid who pimps out a straight druggie to gay Johns is a royal D-bag villain.


    1. Oh yeah, Spader was a colossal ass in Less Than Zero.

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      1. LOL. great article !!! i love the selections! john patrick reger might qualify for an honorable mention for his portrayal of arrogant rudi in “hot dog … the movie”


      2. Y’know I don’t think I have ever seen Hot Dog the Movie; might have to give that one a watch since it sounds like I am missing some primo 80s douchebag action.


  4. What about Biff out of Back To The Future?


  5. Biff clearly big time Douche


  6. Oh you don’t even know Johnny…


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