Who Watches The Krabby Patties?

I am not too sure about Patrick being The Comedian (that is a role Squidward was made for) but this WATCHMEN and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is still pretty darn amazing.

I am not too sure about Patrick being The Comedian (that is a role Squidward was made for) but this WATCHMEN and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS is still pretty darn amazing.

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Finally the geniuses in Hollywood are making the greatest Saturday morning cartoon that ever existed into a full-length feature film: Hanna-Barbera’s version of the Fantastic Four’s Thing! Or at least that is what it seems like with the news that BILLY ELLIOTT actor Jamie Bell has been cast as the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Thing in Fox’s upcoming Fantastic Four movie.

In the far reaches of space, an American pilot named Peter Quill finds himself the object of a manhunt after stealing an orb coveted by the villainous Ronan. – IMDb
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Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 48& (Critics) / 65% (Audience)
Directed By: José Padilha
Written By: Joshua Zetumer
Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Jackie Earle Haley and Samuel L. Jackson
Studio: Sony Pictures
Synopsis: In 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy (Joel Kinnaman) – a loving husband, father and good cop – is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer. (Source)

A Texas Ranger is in hot pursuit of the infamous Gecko brothers. – IMDb
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Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 64% (Critics) / 100% (Audience)
Created By: Meredith Averill
Written By: Cole Haddon
Starring: Aimee Teegarden, Matt Lanter, Malese Jow and Grey Damon
Network: The CW
Synopsis:About an epic romance between a human girl and an alien boy when he and eight others of his kind are integrated into a suburban high school 10 years after they landed on Earth and were consigned to an internment camp. (Source)
First a little background info on recently deceased comedy legend Isaac Sidney “Sid” Caesar:
Comedian, saxophonist, composer, actor and musician, he performed within the orchestras of Charlie Spivak, Shep Fields and Claude Thornhill as saxophonist. Later, as super-hip jazz musician “Cool Cees” in television skits, he played tenor saxophone, and sang with the satirical trio “The Hair Cuts” (with Carl Reiner and Howard Morris). He sang the lead role in “Little Me” on Broadway. Joining ASCAP in 1955, his popular song compositions include “I Wrote This Song for Your Birthday” and “Was That You?”. (Source)
Quite the storied career, huh? Sid was probably best known for playing Coach Calhoun in the GREASE movies.

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: NA (Critics) / 61% (Audience)
Directed By: Joe Lynch
Written By: Kevin Dreyfuss and Matt Wall
Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn, Peter Dinklage, Danny Pudi, Margarita Levieva and Summer Glau
Studio: Entertainment One Films
Synopsis: KNIGHTS OF BADASSDOM follows three best friends (Peter Dinklage, Steve Zahn and Ryan Kwanten) and dedicated LARPers (Live Action Role Players) as they take to the woods to reenact a dungeons and dragons-like scenario fresh out of the mythical Middle Ages. Trouble arises after they unwittingly conjure up some serious evil in the form of a blood-lusting Succubus, from the pits of hell. – (Source)
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I wasn’t nearly as adorable in my exuberance but I was pretty darn close. Continue reading I Felt The Same Way As This Baby When Superman First Flew

The one character (aside from Louie the Lilac) from the old Adam West Batman show that I never thought would get an action figure was Egghead. But uneggpectedly, Figures Toy Company actually brought the Vincent Price character to toy form!

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 69% (Critics) / 47% (Audience)
Directed By: Douglas Aarniokoski
Written By: Douglas Aarniokoski and David Loughery
Starring: Paz de la Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Judd Nelson and Corbin Bleu
Studio: The Film Arcade
Synopsis: By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice. – (Source)

ZOMBEAVERS is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin. – IMDb