Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 33% (Critics) / 25% (Audience)
Directed By: J.T. Petty
Written By: J.T. Petty
Starring: Clifton Collins Jr., Clancy Brown, Andre Royo and Dan Fogler
Studio: Bloody Disgusting
Synopsis:The Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints, a team of blasphemous ministers who live in a constant state of debauchery, work to drag the worst of demons back to Hell. (Source)
Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair.
Man the Germans really are a stern people.
Santa Claus may get all the good press but I think it’s past time we started showing some love to Krampus because sometimes the threat of a lump of coal is not enough to keep kids in line and you need the threat of a demon from hell with a penchant for corporal punishment to do the job.
Click the link to see Krampus in action and have a Merry Christmas!
Continue reading “Krampus Is Coming To Town”
Click onward to see what happens when the fat man in the red suit comes calling to Apokolips.
Continue reading “Not Even All The Parademons In Apokolips Can Stop Santa From Making His Rounds.”
Jolly Old St. Nick can’t even stroll down the street without taking a couple shots in the back. Continue reading It’s Hard In These Streets For Santa Claus
This week we get a really cool version of Lady Spawn that is yet another character that I would have never thought anyone would do a gender switch on. But cosplayer Cat Huntress pulls it off in style.
Continue reading “Rule 63 Cosplay of the Week: Spawn”
Some guy is selling the custom made Star Wars action figure that all the Lucasphiles have been clamoring for since 1977: “The Force”! What exactly are ya supposed to do with “The Force” anyway? It has zero points of articulation and nary a king-fu grip in sight.
Continue reading “This May Be The Least Action-y Action Figure Ever”
This display of pugilistic fury was truly in keeping with the spirit of the season. Ho-ho-ho! Continue reading Santa Brawl 2013
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 89% (Critics) / 93% (Audience)
Directed By: Peter Jackson
Written By: Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson, and Guillermo del Toro
Starring: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Evangeline Lilly and Benedict Cumberbatch
Studio: Warner Bros
Synopsis: The dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim Erebor, their homeland, from Smaug. Bilbo Baggins is in possession of a mysterious and magical ring. – (Source)
Continue reading “Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Hobbit – The Desolation of Smaug”
Remember to call your mother and tell her how much you love her. Continue reading Happy Friday the 13th!
Two designers got together to create concept art and a trailer to aid in their pitch for a reboot of the HELLRAISER franchise and after looking at what they came up with I am convinced that somebody needs to give them some money to get this reboot started. Their little trailer looked better than every one of the (progressively more terrible) studio backed HELLRAISER sequels that have been released over the years and their designs are pretty gross and cool. the only nitpick I have is that their Pinhead doesn’t have nearly as many pins in his head as I think he should have.
Take a look after the jump and then visit the Hellraiser: Origins site to see more.
Continue reading “Hellraiser Reboot Concept Art and Trailer”
Written By: Keith Giffen & J.M. DeMatteis
Art By: Howard Porter
Cover By: Howard Porter
Publisher: DC Comics
Synopsis:The new series starring the heroes of today—tomorrow, now with legendary artist Howard Porter (JLA) on board! But what are these heroes doing in the year 3000? And who (or what) brought them there? Get ready for a dose of wonder from the writing team of Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis! – (Source)
Continue reading “Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Justice League 3000 #1”
I for one am overjoyed to see that Benedict Cumberbatch has decided to pick up the mantle of Star Trek affiliated actors who give dramatic readings of song lyrics. William Shatner isn’t going to be around forever no matter how much we want him to be immortal. So kudos, Mr. Cumberbatch for volunteering to carry on a fine tradition.
Continue reading “Sherlock Noonien Smaug Recites R Kelly Lyrics”
Crustula 