A Bunch of Has-Beens Hawking Mayonnaise
In a parody of “We Are The World” a gaggle of faded music stars sing about the virtues of that ghastly dreck Miracle Whip. Anyone think they might have slipped some valium into Susan Boyle’s Miracle Whip laden turkey sammich? She looked completely lost. And are any of those guys original Village People or are they all scabs? Continue reading A Bunch of Has-Beens Hawking Mayonnaise
Oscar Predictions & Ruminations 2: Attack of The Clones
Well its that time of year again where anyone with competent motor skills and a high speed Internet connection decides to share their Oscar predictions with the rest of the world. And like the lovable lemming that I am, I am doing it too. I only predict the categories I care about and consider the “Biggies” which comes to 6 categories. Last year I went 4 for 6 (damn you Meryl Streep and guy from The Artist!!!) so I am looking to increase my average this go round.
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The Daily Nerdgasm: The Legion of Real Life Supervillains
If you have ever wondered what a mash-up of Mao Tse Tung and Darkseid or Charles Manson and The Joker would look like then you may have a mental problem. You also would have something in common with graphic designer Butcher Billy who actually created a bunch of amalgamations between real life villains and some of comic’s biggest baddies.
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Trailer of the Day: Mortal Kombat Legacy Season 2
The follow-up season to the well received Mortal Kombat Legacy is finally here and it looks better than the first season. As much as I like MK Legacy season one but it felt a bit too “real world” to me. The trailer for the second season looks to be getting back to the property’s more fantastical “Kung-Fu Theater” roots and I couldn’t be happier. And it’s got Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa reprising his role as Shang Tsung!!
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: A Good Day To Die Hard
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 16% (Critics) / 82% (Audience)
Directed By: John Moore
Written By: Skip Woods and Roderick Thorp
Starring: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch and Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Synopsis: John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working to prevent a nuclear-weapons heist, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces. (Source)
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The Daily Nerdgasm: The Mortal Kombat/Double Dragon Mash-Up Of My Dreams
They even give us a Babality! How can anyone not love that?
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This Guy’s In Love With Inflatable Animals
I have watched this video several times now and I still cannot wrap my head around how a guy (from an episode of TLC’s My Strange Addiction) who claims to be in love with a harem of inflatable animals is allowed to walk the streets. If ever someone needed to be forcibly remanded to a loony bin it is this guy.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Safety Not Guaranteed
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 91% (Critics) / 82% (Audience)
Directed By: Colin Trevorrow
Written By: Derek Connolly
Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson and Karan Soni
Studio: Film District
Synopsis: From the producers of Little Miss Sunshine – When an unusual classified ad inspires three cynical Seattle magazine employees to look for the story behind it, they discover a mysterious eccentric named Kenneth, a likable but paranoid supermarket clerk, who believes he’s solved the riddle of time travel and intends to depart again soon. Together, they embark on a hilarious, smart, and unexpectedly heartfelt journey that reveals how far believing can take you. (Source)
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Uncle Ruckus The Movie
I am a huge fan of The Boondocks cartoon that airs on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim about every 15 years (where the heck is the new season, guys?) and I have always had a sneaking suspicion that creator Aaron McGruder would try and get his characters into a feature length film but I never thought that the first character to make the jump would be the self-hating racist Uncle Ruckus. And I definitely didn’t think it would be in a live action movie. McGruder has a Kickstarter in place to try and get funding for the film and has a sort of trailer featuring Gary Anthony Williams (who voices Ruckus on the TV show) in full Uncle Ruckus regalia. Be warned though…if you are easily offended then this is not the stuff for you.
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The Daily Nerdgasm: The Avengers Get Pixar’d
Illustrator and blogger Philip Postma put his Google searching and PhotoShopping skills to good sue to create some very cool looking Avengers characters as they could look if done by Pixar. Hopefully the bigwigs at Disney see these images and actually put a Pixar Avengers movie into production STAT! Click onward for more Avengers and go HERE to see more characters (including Spider-Man, X-Men and some of DC Comic’s finest) in all of their pseudo-Pixar glory.
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1-800-Get Thin, Chubby Butt!
I would think a fella in an Elmo shirt would be a bit more pleasant even in the face of getting ticketed for driving solo in a carpool lane. Continue reading 1-800-Get Thin, Chubby Butt!
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