Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Universal Soldier – Day of Reckoning
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 54% (Critics) / 64% (Audience)
Directed By: John Hyams
Written By: John Hyams and Doug Magnuson
Starring: Scott Adkins, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Andrei Arlovski
Studio: Magnolia Pictures
Synopsis: John (Adkins) wakes up from a coma to discover his wife and daughter were slaughtered in a brutal home invasion. Haunted by images of the attack, he vows to kill the man responsible, Luc Deveraux (Van Damme). While John tries to piece his reality back together, things get more complicated when he is pursued by a relentless UniSol (Arlovski). As John gets closer to Deveraux and the rouge army of genetically enhanced warriors led by back-from-the-dead leader Andrew Scott (Lundgren), John discovers more about himself and begins to call into question everything he believed to be true. (Source)
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Obama and Romney Are The Secret Lizard Beast That Sits On Two Thrones
Inspired by the classic Schoolhouse Rock segments that used to run during Saturday morning cartoons, this Election Rocks video from Animation Domination (that exposes the hidden truth of the US election system) just warms the cockles of my nostalgia loving heart.
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Vote M.O.D.O.K. for President Today!
With the pitiful choices provided us by the two reigning parties in this country, I see no other choice but to vote for the Mobile Organism Designed Only for Killing to be the 45th President of these United States of America.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Man With The Iron Fists
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 54% (Critics) / 64% (Audience)
Directed By: RZA
Written By: RZA and Eli Roth
Starring: RZA, Russell Crowe, Rick Yune, Cung Le and Lucy Liu
Studio: Universal Studios
Synopsis: On the hunt for a fabled treasure of gold, a band of warriors, assassins, and a rogue British soldier descend upon a village in feudal China, where a humble blacksmith looks to defend himself and his fellow villagers. (Source)
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And on the Seventh Day God Created Sharknado
Yep, I said Sharknado…a film that is destined to go down in the annals of times as one of the greatest cinematic accomplishments of this century.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 21% (Critics) / 44% (Audience)
Directed By: Rob Zombie
Written By: Rob Zombie
Starring: Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane and Malcolm McDowell
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Synopsis: Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael’s deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister. (Source)
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This Is My Kind Of Weather Report
I am glad that Frank is up north in Nova Scotia looking out for us poor villagers down here faced with the impending doom of…FRANKENSTORM!!! Continue reading This Is My Kind Of Weather Report
Trailer of the Day: Evil Dead
Mia, a young woman struggling with sobriety, heads to a remote cabin with her brother and a group of friends, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads to danger and horror. – IMDb
The Daily Nerdgasm: Animated Evil Dead
This super cool gem comes from the talented Daniel Kanemoto. Continue reading The Daily Nerdgasm: Animated Evil Dead
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: [REC]3 Genesis
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Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 40% (Critics) / 28% (Audience)
Directed By: Paco Plaza
Written By: Paco Plaza
Starring: Leticia Dolera, Diego Martín and Javier Botet
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Synopsis: A couple’s wedding day turns into a horrific events as some of the guests start showing signs of a strange illness.
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Trailer of the Day: Iron Man 3
Marvel’s “Iron Man 3” pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy’s hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man? – Rotten Tomatoes
The Daily Nerdgasm: All My Captains
All 5 Star Trek TV show captains…William Shatner (Capt. Kirk, ST:TOS), Patrick Stewart (Capt. Picard, ST:TNG), Avery Brooks (Capt. Sisko, ST:DS9), Kate Mulgrew (Capt. Janeway, ST:VOY), and Scott Bakula (Capt. Archer, ST:ENT)…were gathered together on one stage for a Q&A at the Destination Star Trek convention, the first Star Trek convention in the UK in around a decade. That pic makes my inner Trekkie (and yes I am a Trekkie not a Trekker so screw anyone who has a problem with it) squeal with delight and feel really bummed that I couldn’t be there. Continue reading The Daily Nerdgasm: All My Captains
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