Cover Me Monday: Rolling In The Deep

Aretha Franklin joins the millions of YouTubers around the world who have made cover versions of the Adele hit “Rolling In The Deep” as part of her upcoming cover record, DIVA CLASSICS where The Queen of Soul sings songs made famous by other musical divas.
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: The Equalizer
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 60% (Critics) / 83% (Audience)
Directed By: Antoine Fuqua
Written By: Richard Wenk
Starring: Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz and Melissa Leo
Studio: Sony Pictures
Synopsis:A man believes he has put his mysterious past behind him and has dedicated himself to beginning a new, quiet life. But when he meets a young girl under the control of ultra-violent Russian gangsters, he can’t stand idly by – he has to help her. – (Source)
It’s Wrong To Laugh At This Guy’s Misfortune But I Can’t Help It
Remember to lift with your legs when moving heavy things because all it took was a slipped disc in this poor guy’s back to cause what has to be the most peculiar affliction I have ever seen…Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS).
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Gotham
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 95% (Critics) / 83% (Audience)
Directed By: Danny Cannon
Written By: Bruno Heller
Starring: Ben McKenzie, Donal Logue, Robin Lord Taylor, Erin Richards and Jada Pinkett Smith
Channel: Fox
Synopsis:The origin story behind Commissioner James Gordon’s rise to prominence in Gotham City in the years before Batman’s arrival. (Source)
Bewbs In Triplicate
Who knew that the one thing from TOTAL RECALL we would see in real life would be tri-boobs? I would have preferred one of them cool disguise thingees that could make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a chubby middle-aged redhead. But I can never have nice things. Oh well.
Check out the result of what, if not a complete scam, has to be a massive body dysmorphic disorder after the jump.
Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Forever
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 50% (Critics) / 100% (Audience)
Directed By: Brad Anderson
Written By: Matthew Miller
Starring: Ioan Gruffudd, Alana De La Garza, Lorraine Toussaint and Judd Hirsch
Channel: ABC
Synopsis:A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortality.(Source)
Reason #2 Why Proposing On A Boat Is A Bad Idea
Reason #1 is that one or both of the folks in the proposal could end up getting seasick. #2 is that you can accidentally lose the engagement ring in the briny deep which is what happened to the couple in the video after the cut.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Space Station 76
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 56% (Critics) / 35% (Audience)
Directed By: Jack Plotnick
Written By: Jack Plotnick and Michael Stoyanov
Starring: Patrick Wilson, Liv Tyler, Marisa Coughlan, Matt Bomer and Jerry O’Connell
Studio: Sony Pictures
Synopsis:A character-driven, domestic dramedy, which takes place in a 1970’s version of the future, where personalities and asteroids collide. – (Source)
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It’s The Great Xenomorph, Charlie Brown!

Artist Ben Chen has a pretty dark sensibility when it comes to his renditions of childhood favorites (some of his Alice in Wonderland stuff is downright psychotic) and a prime example is his combination of the PEANUTS gang with the ALIEN franchise.
Have You Heard About The Burger King Black Burgers?
Only served in Burger King restaurants in Japan under the monikers Kuro Pearl (“Black Pearl”) and Kuro Diamond (“Black Diamond”), these burgers are basically Whoppers where the bread is made with charcoal and the cheese and sauce is made with squid ink in order to give the sandwich it’s black coloring. The ad photos make these burgers look odd but still appetizing but in real life they are downright frightening.
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Good, Bad & Ugly Review: Selfie
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 64% (Critics) / 55% (Audience)
Directed By: Julie Anne Robinson
Written By: Emily Kapnek
Starring: Karen Gillan, John Cho, David Harewood and Da’Vine Joy Randolph
Channel: ABC
Synopsis:After being the subject of an embarrassing viral video, a self-involved 20-something enlists the help of a marketing expert to revamp her image in the real world. (Source)
Litterbugs of Russia Beware!
There is a motorcycle riding vigilante prowling the streets of Russia preying on scurrilous litterbugs wherever they throw their trash anywhere but in a proper waste receptacle.

