Balderdash you say! Nothing good came from that pile of dreck! Well I would have agreed with you until I watched this video where the poorly acted mewling of young Anakin Skywalker in THE PHANTOM MENACE gets delivered by Darth Vader.
Ever wonder what GAME OF THRONE’s Kal Drogo would look like as a Dark Side Jedi? Well wonder no more!
This week’s Rule 63 was chosen just because the picture made me laugh heartily. Click the jump to get your chuckle on.
What more do you need to know? The amount of awesome in that subject line alone is incalculable.
Saw this on Reddit and got quite the chuckle from it.
Only one minute long but its still much better than PHANTOM MENACE.
Patton Oswalt‘s appearance on this past Thursday’s PARKS & RECREATION featured oswalt doing a fully improvised fillibuster of the Pawnee City Council using his fan-fiction of what the upcoming Disney version of STAR WARS should be like in a screed of geekily epic proportions. I have to ding him for calling the X-men’s plane a Quinjet though.
But he was right about one thing…when you are looking for A-list super heroes the first name on the list should be Moon Knight.
Ever wonder what STAR WARS would be like if it were done by camp maestro Russ Meyer (the mind behind FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!)? Well thanks to stand-up comedian, writer, actor and all around awesome dude Patton Oswalt commissioning some custom toys from Sillof’s Workshop that curiosity can be satisfied. We have Meyer-ized (and gender swapped) versions of all of the major STAR WARS characters with Obi-Wan Kenobi becoming tough as nails farmer Ole Betty Kentworthy; Luke Skywalker becoming Lucy the farmhand; Princess Leia is now Leo, Lucy’s himbo of a brother; Han Solo, Chewbacca and Lando Calrissian becoming an all-girl band.
Click on over to Sillof’s Workshop to see the rest (there are also awesome re-imaginings of Stormtroopers and Boba Fett over there too).
The folks at Total Film asked a bunch of actors/directors at various press junkets whether they would be interested in being a part of the new Star Wars franchise and the majority of them were all for it for various reasons (being big nerds like Joss Whedon and Eli Roth or just wanting to work with JJ Abrams like Rachel Weisz and Mark Walberg) but Jason Statham could not be bothered to care.